I blog a lot of nothing much mixed with a plethora Chuck Palahniuk quotes and Darren Criss' face.
Nice to have you around
So this is a thing that actually happened tonight! A decade of being a fan and I finally got to meet @williambeckett #yeahbuddy #ignoremylazyeye
Quick round up of tonight;
-I got to meet and thank William FUCKiNG Beckett!!!!’
-Brian Dales has got some filthy moves and could definitely drop my heart on the floor.
-My girl crush on Jess Bowen…..fully actualised.
like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!”
nobody fuckin does that. nobody
it’s more along the lines of
do you want an abortion or do you want to die
do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week
do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support
do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell